Magneto is closer to me than my own brother. We’re like bookends of the same soul.
In Russian, the word for “red” (красный) is remarkably similar to the word for “beautiful” (красивый)
because it’s not socially acceptable to chill in my living room in my girl underwear
i chill in my living room in my boy underwear
Did someone say chillin’ in underwear?!?!
That glass would go great with this bottle of wine!
fuck glasses let’s get bUCK IN HEEEEERE
WOAH HEY GIVE A GIRL SOME WARNING
damn i feel classy as FUCK
WOW WINE TASTES AWESOME IN A SOLO CUP
OH JOLLY GOOD
ARE WE BEST FRIENDS YET?
Did I just witness an Internet friendship being born
I don’t know what we just witnessed, but it was beautiful.
Drinking beer out of graduated cylinders with sherlock shirts on.
We’re best friends now.
Thumbs up for friendshiiiiip
Guys it happened, they finally happened!
do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”
No really. Watch this.
Ancient Chinese instrument, the sheng, which originated back in 1,100 BC, and it can perfectly replicate the music in Mario.
I’ve never even seen one of these before. What an amazing world.
I’ve also never seen a sheng before, and it is amazing! IT’S LIKE A TINY CASTLE OF MUSIC.
I want one of these! :D
*nearby lesbian laughter*
*muffled asexual snickering*
*conflicted pansexual noises*
*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*
HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH
Such is the nature of e v i l , in time all foul things come forth!
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 7 fucking years ago
my baby brother just asked me what homophobic is and I told him that it means that you hate gay people and he said he’s not homophobic because he doesn’t hate gay people, he hates everyone.
BLESS THIS CHILD